Ominous Advice

Every day, Ominous Advice delivers a single piece of advice to your phone. Where it comes from, we'd rather not say. What you do with it is your business.
Don't go down the dark alley. Don't answer the knock at your door. Don't read the letter with no return address. Don't look too long at your reflection in still water.
Some of it will seem absurd. Some of it will seem like it was written specifically for you. That's probably a coincidence.
Ominous Advice is for people who like their mornings a little unsettling — a daily nudge from somewhere just outside the edge of what's comfortable. Think of it as a horoscope written by someone who has seen things.
One notification. One piece of advice. Every day.support email: [email protected]

Privacy Policy:
EFFECTIVE DATE: JUNE 24, 2026Ominous Advice is a simple daily notification app. This privacy policy explains what information the app does and does not collect.INFORMATION WE COLLECTNone. Ominous Advice does not collect, store, transmit, or share any personal information. The app has no user accounts, no sign-in, and no connection to any external server.DATA STORED ON YOUR DEVICEThe app stores your notification time preference locally on your device. This information never leaves your device and is not accessible to us or any third party.NOTIFICATIONSIf you grant permission, the app will send you a daily local push notification. This notification is generated entirely on your device — no data is sent to any server in order to deliver it. You can disable notifications at any time in your device's Settings.THIRD PARTIESOminous Advice does not use any third-party analytics, advertising networks, tracking software, or data brokers. No data is shared with anyone because no data is collected.CHILDRENOminous Advice does not knowingly collect any information from anyone, including children. The app contains no features that require or enable the collection of personal data.CHANGES TO THIS POLICYIf this policy ever changes, the updated version will be posted here with a new effective date.